Kourtney in Rohnert Park

It's been a few months since I first saw the ad in Craigslist for Kourtney in Rohnert Park, featuring a very hot set of legs protruding from a black and gray knit dress. Very hot. No face in the picture, though. The $100/hh has tempted me all this time. Today, I finally went to see her.

The legs were all I had hoped for. The tits weren't much, maybe a b-cup, but they were kind of perky and they did just fine. The face wasn't great but it wasn't ugly. The performance was a let down, though.

I wasn't entirely surprised. I'd checked the reviews in SF Redbook and she hadn't had a positive review since July 2008. I thought maybe I'd catch her on a good day, though. No such luck. No DATY, always a disappointment for me. Doesn't get on top...another let down. Essentially, she just lay there and let me fuck her for the first 8 or ten minutes. Not a bad pussy; it was wet and willing, but she didn't have much to offer. Just when I was about to focus on blowing my load, though, she adjusted her position. While still on her back, she put her legs up and rested her ankles on my shoulders. That did something to her pussy, and my cock, and within 30 seconds I was coming very nicely inside her.

Overall, not a horrible experience, especially after that very happy ending. With all the other girls out there, not worth a repeat and not worth recommending to anyone else.

False Advertising

So, Sunday night I had one of those awful experiences. Wanting a little action, I checked Craigslist for Santa Rosa escorts. There was one whose picture indicated she was beautiful, latina, busty...everything I love in an escort! So I called her up and she told me she was in Rohnert Park, about 10 miles away. I didn't really want to travel that far, so I thanked her for her time and kept calling. Turns out nobody was actually in Santa Rosa that night, though, so I called her back and set up a date for 20 minutes later.

I got there and when she opened the door she wasn't the girl in the picture. So, not in the town the ad said she was in and not the girl in the picture. She was a slim busty black girl. Not bad, but not the girl you see here. Now, at this point I should have just excused myself and called somebody else. I had even prepared myself to do that, too, having brought a piece of paper with names and numberrs of other girls in Rohnert Park. I was in the room, though, she wasn't too bad, and I wanted to fuck somebody. Couldn't do it, though. We got naked, she started sucking me off while I played with her tits and fingered her pussy and I got reasonably hard. Not rock hard, but hard enough to do the deed. Couldn't keep it though. Too distracted by who she wasn't. So I asked if I could eat her, always a sure fire way for me to get hard. No, she said, she doesn't like that. Man I hate that. With all due respect, if you don't like something as basic as daty, find another job. It went downhill from there. I got hard again, finally, but then couldn't enter her. I'm big, but not huge, and I couldn't get into her pussy. I finally settled for a hand job and went home having wasted my time and money.

So, bottom line, if you see an ad for Mariah with this picture and the phone number 415-286-8467, save your time and your dime and keep looking elsewhere. too bad, too, because I really wanted to fuck that girl in the picture.

Brief Updates

Not much to say. There are a couple of new links over on the right, one for Escort Guide and one each for Leeza Garrison, one of my facebook buddies who is an escort in Chicago, and one for Tyler LeClaire, another facebook buddy and a bay area escort who I haven't yet had the chance to visit.

I've visited a couple of spectacular escorts in the last couple of months, both spinners, one of whom told me I was only her second customer and who had absolutely wondrous pelvic action, and the other who I could have eaten and fucked all day. Unfortunately I don't have any contact information for either of them anymore. The recent downfall of craigslist has made it difficult for keeping up with the girls.

Update: I don't have a good feeling about Tyler Leclaire. I haven't been able to get ahold of her and when I went to the link she sent me and signed up for a passkey, my credit card ended up being charged for porn sites I didn't sign up for. I've removed the link. Sorry if any of you ran into similar difficulties.

Candy

Sometimes I see an ad and I think there's something wrong with it; the girl's too pretty or cute, the price is too good to be true, the ad itself is too slick. Because I've been burned too many times by girls who were less than advertised, I tend to stay away from these girls whose ads I have these "feelings" about.





One such girl was Candy. In her case, I had all of the above feelings about her. I wrote down her number, though, because she was just so damned cute in her picture and I knew I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation forever. And I was right. One Saturday a few months ago, after I'd tried to hook up with all the other local girls I had on my current list, I called her up. She had a very soft voice, with what seemed to be an accent that I couldn't place. She was available to meet me in Rohnert Park in an hour, so I got ready and headed on down.





I was a little late meeting her because of a mix up over the motel name, but once I found her and got into the room the experience progressed from pleasant to good to fantastic. Candy's quite short, around 5'1", and she lists herself as 23 years old. That could be right, but she's youthful looking, even for that age. I would say she has a little bit of pleasing baby fat, she describes herself as having dangerous curves. In either case, she has a very nice body, with soft pale skin and soft tone. She was a delight just to touch.





You run into a lot of girls who have all kinds of restrictions on what you can do and in many cases you end up being so put out by that that you don't enjoy yourself. Candy appears to understand that, while we owe it to her to treat her respectfully, we are paying to have a woman please us. That's what she does. She is, as she advertises, very clean. She started out with a light, brief massage. Then she gave a very nice blow job, which most girls can do (whether they do or not seems to depend on their mood), but she also really seemed to enjoy me eating her pussy and licking her anus. She also didn't try to hurry me along as I kissed her belly, shoulders, breasts, and neck, and when I finally got around to entering her I felt I was doing it at my pace, not hers. The fucking was great. I didn't feel that I was hurting her as I plunged deeply into her and she seemed to being enjoying at as much as I was.

After I'd cum I still wanted to spend more time with her, so i asked if I could give her a massage. She said sure, so I spent the rest of my time massaging her back and talking about whatever came to mind. It was a wonderful escort experience.

She still runs ads in SF Redbook and Craigslist, but she's also got her own web site now, Sweet Candy Kiss, and her prices seem to have gone up, but you just have to check her out. If you want to give yourself time with one girl as a Christmas present to yourself, I recommend Candy. Her phone number is 209-496-4738. Call it!

Mya

About five years ago I had made arrangement to fly to the midwest to spend the weekend with a woman I'd met online. At the last minute she called and cancelled on me, leaving pissed and frustrated. After a couple of days of moping around, I checked Jillpages on Sunday and saw an add for Mya. She had a pretty face and huge tits. Seemed like it would be fun, so I called her up and we arranged to spend an hour together in a local motel.

When we met at the motel I saw that she was just barely over five feet tall and kind of thick, but pretty in a cute, sweet kind of way and she had huge tits. Once we got naked together I could see that though tremendous, her tits were also firm, and that though she was thick, she was not in any way sloppy; she had a hard body all around. She gave me a quick massage and then we started rubbing our bodies all over each other. She let me play with and eat her pussy and fuck her titties and she gave me a nice bj. When we got around to fucking we hit all the standard positions, mish, doggy, cowgirl. By the end of the hour I was as pleased as I could be.

The thing is, Mya was my first escort, and probably because she was so wonderful I've kept coming back for more. She no longer works in the North Bay, having relocated to the San Jose area, but I feel I owe it to her to let the bay area know what a wonderful girl she is and encourage anybody who likes a sweet, pretty, busty, giggly girl to give her a try.

She currently has an ad in Eros Guide and her phone number is 408-396-0811. Give her a call and give yourself a great time.

Toni

The first time I called Vanessa to set up a date and she stiffed me, I was out in my car with a need to do something about all this pressure, so pulled my list out of my pocket and called Toni. Toni is around 30, has been around the North Bay for a few years, and advertises herself as a Native American. For some reason, I've always resisted calling her. I can't really say why; something just didn't strike me as right about her.

In any case, I called her that night and she was available to see me on short notice, so I headed over to her motel on Cleveland. As soon as she opened the door I was struck by how pretty she is. That doesn't come across in the pictures in her ads, which are often of poor quality, but she's got a face that you would definitely look twice at and that you could enjoy staring at for a long time, particularly when she's talking, which she does alot, because she's very animated and her face is even prettier and comes alive when she's talking. The second thing that struck me was what a knock out body she had. She's petite, not much taller than 5', and slightly built. She's got narrow hips, but they're offset by a slim flat waist, and then she's got a lovely set up firm youthful tits that are nicely proportioned to her overall body size. I guess what I'm saying is that Toni is hot, a lot hotter than I would have thought.

The other thing is that she doesn't shut up and she may not be quite as sane as the rest of us. She talked my ear off about a friend of hers who had died, then had left a message for her on her voice mail. Yeah, that's what she said. She was understandably freaked out about it. Anyway, she's telling me about this while we're getting naked and she gets down to the business of putting a cover on me and playing with my cock. I have to say right now that I'm pretty big. I'm eight inches erect, with proportional girth. I'm not bragging, I'm just saying. The only reason I bring this up is because when most girls see this they say, "wow, you're huge," or something like that, but what they mean is, "fuck, he's too big for me." When Toni commented on how big I am I could tell that she viewed this as a good thing, as in, "wow, look at the toy I get to play with now." A lot of girls, a surprisingly large number, won't let you touch their pussy, to say nothing of DATY, and Toni is one of them. With a lot of girls that's a problem for me, because I really like to eat pussy. With Toni that wasn't a problem at all, because as it turns out she really likes to fuck. And she's very small and limber and energetic, so she fucks in a lot of wonderful positions, including mish, doggy, sideways, and being on top, which a lot of girls won't do with me because of my size. So what I'm saying is that, despite a lot of reasons why this could have been a negative experience, such as she could have been as peculiar looking as her pictures would lead you to believe, the fact that I have never visited a girl with such a messy room, her restrictions on what she would let me do, and her being crazy, this was a great escort experience. Toni is a great fuck and I can only encourage you to check her out.

Toni can usually be found in craigslist. Her phone number is 707-774-3175. If my experience was typical, and I get the sense that there is no such thing as a typical Toni experience, you should have a very enjoyable fuck.

Nicky Snow (or Nikki, or Nicki)

There's a woman I work with, she's in her mid-forties, short honey blond hair, good tan, nice smile, and a body to die for. She wears tight knit shirts that accentuate her gorgeous bust and tight jeans that make are just painted on her long legs and make her perfect ass just jump out at me. She's a true MILF and it's a devine torture having to watch her walk around the office all day. She's married, though, and untouchable, and all a man can do is dream

One day, about a year ago, around Thanksgiving last year, I came home from a day of watching her about to burst and I turned to Craigslist, looking for a woman who, though she's not a match for my office fantasy woman, is a hot MILF herself; Nicky Snow.

Nicky's in her early 30's, with a great smile, a pretty face, firm legs and full tits. Sometimes the ad says she's part Latina, sometimes Italian. Could be either, or both. She has that sulty look you get in Latina and Italian women. When I saw her a year ago she was a little soft around the waist but not flabby. She was a mature sexy woman. I called her up and arranged to see her in a Santa Rosa motel for, I think, $120 for 30 minutes. When I knocked and she answered I was pleased to see that she looked just about exactly as she does in her pictures. We quickly had her topless and I had my hands and mouth all over her tits. In no time we were naked and on the bed in a wonderful 69; her giving me a nice blow job while I buried my tongue in both her pussy and anus. When we were ready to fuck I entered her missionary and she let me kiss her on the face and gave me an open mouth kiss back, tongue and all. It was my first true GFE with a provider. By the time our half hour was up, I was completely satisfied and had a new all time favorite.

A few months later I was trolling Craiglist again and came across her ad. Knowing I wasn't going to find anybody in any other ad who could top my earlier experience with her, I gave her a call and arranged to meet her in a motel down in north Novato. When I saw her in the room she still looked pretty hot, though a little thicker around the middle. The face was still pretty and naughty looking and her ass and tits were still enough to bring me to attention. The service wasn't as good, though, and there was no open mouth kissing this time. I guess that was to be expected, that first time was for me, so far, a once in a career experience. Eating her pussy and tongueing her ass hole were still a pleasure, but by the time I'd cum, dressed, and left, I found myself just a bit dissatisfied. It didn't measure up to the previous time and I felt a little rushed. Maybe just a bad day for her, I thought.

With that in mind, I went to see her once again, a couple of months ago, hoping to find again that magic from my first visit with her. Meeting her in a different north Novato motel, she was considerably heavier this time and seemed distracted and hurried. After I'd eaten her pussy for just a few minutes she started urging me to come on and fuck her. I don't have a problem with that, my cock loves to be in her pussy, but after we'd fucked doggy and mish for a few minutes I told her I wanted her on top. Nope, she said, I don't do that. Whatever. It was after that that I got the feeling that she was trying to hurry me along, with a "come on, baby, come on now, fuck me now baby, cum in me." I blew my load inside her, then pulled out, wiped off, and got dressed. Once we were done she didn't seem in such a hurry, as we sat on the bed and talked awhile, but I wasn't there to talk, I was there for another great fuck, and this time, even more so than the second time, she didn't deliver.

You can find Nicky at SF Redbook, and often in craigslist. Her current phone number is 707-514-8793. If you get together with her, I hope you get the service I got on my first visit.