Candy

Sometimes I see an ad and I think there's something wrong with it; the girl's too pretty or cute, the price is too good to be true, the ad itself is too slick. Because I've been burned too many times by girls who were less than advertised, I tend to stay away from these girls whose ads I have these "feelings" about.





One such girl was Candy. In her case, I had all of the above feelings about her. I wrote down her number, though, because she was just so damned cute in her picture and I knew I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation forever. And I was right. One Saturday a few months ago, after I'd tried to hook up with all the other local girls I had on my current list, I called her up. She had a very soft voice, with what seemed to be an accent that I couldn't place. She was available to meet me in Rohnert Park in an hour, so I got ready and headed on down.





I was a little late meeting her because of a mix up over the motel name, but once I found her and got into the room the experience progressed from pleasant to good to fantastic. Candy's quite short, around 5'1", and she lists herself as 23 years old. That could be right, but she's youthful looking, even for that age. I would say she has a little bit of pleasing baby fat, she describes herself as having dangerous curves. In either case, she has a very nice body, with soft pale skin and soft tone. She was a delight just to touch.





You run into a lot of girls who have all kinds of restrictions on what you can do and in many cases you end up being so put out by that that you don't enjoy yourself. Candy appears to understand that, while we owe it to her to treat her respectfully, we are paying to have a woman please us. That's what she does. She is, as she advertises, very clean. She started out with a light, brief massage. Then she gave a very nice blow job, which most girls can do (whether they do or not seems to depend on their mood), but she also really seemed to enjoy me eating her pussy and licking her anus. She also didn't try to hurry me along as I kissed her belly, shoulders, breasts, and neck, and when I finally got around to entering her I felt I was doing it at my pace, not hers. The fucking was great. I didn't feel that I was hurting her as I plunged deeply into her and she seemed to being enjoying at as much as I was.

After I'd cum I still wanted to spend more time with her, so i asked if I could give her a massage. She said sure, so I spent the rest of my time massaging her back and talking about whatever came to mind. It was a wonderful escort experience.

She still runs ads in SF Redbook and Craigslist, but she's also got her own web site now, Sweet Candy Kiss, and her prices seem to have gone up, but you just have to check her out. If you want to give yourself time with one girl as a Christmas present to yourself, I recommend Candy. Her phone number is 209-496-4738. Call it!

Mya

About five years ago I had made arrangement to fly to the midwest to spend the weekend with a woman I'd met online. At the last minute she called and cancelled on me, leaving pissed and frustrated. After a couple of days of moping around, I checked Jillpages on Sunday and saw an add for Mya. She had a pretty face and huge tits. Seemed like it would be fun, so I called her up and we arranged to spend an hour together in a local motel.

When we met at the motel I saw that she was just barely over five feet tall and kind of thick, but pretty in a cute, sweet kind of way and she had huge tits. Once we got naked together I could see that though tremendous, her tits were also firm, and that though she was thick, she was not in any way sloppy; she had a hard body all around. She gave me a quick massage and then we started rubbing our bodies all over each other. She let me play with and eat her pussy and fuck her titties and she gave me a nice bj. When we got around to fucking we hit all the standard positions, mish, doggy, cowgirl. By the end of the hour I was as pleased as I could be.

The thing is, Mya was my first escort, and probably because she was so wonderful I've kept coming back for more. She no longer works in the North Bay, having relocated to the San Jose area, but I feel I owe it to her to let the bay area know what a wonderful girl she is and encourage anybody who likes a sweet, pretty, busty, giggly girl to give her a try.

She currently has an ad in Eros Guide and her phone number is 408-396-0811. Give her a call and give yourself a great time.

Toni

The first time I called Vanessa to set up a date and she stiffed me, I was out in my car with a need to do something about all this pressure, so pulled my list out of my pocket and called Toni. Toni is around 30, has been around the North Bay for a few years, and advertises herself as a Native American. For some reason, I've always resisted calling her. I can't really say why; something just didn't strike me as right about her.

In any case, I called her that night and she was available to see me on short notice, so I headed over to her motel on Cleveland. As soon as she opened the door I was struck by how pretty she is. That doesn't come across in the pictures in her ads, which are often of poor quality, but she's got a face that you would definitely look twice at and that you could enjoy staring at for a long time, particularly when she's talking, which she does alot, because she's very animated and her face is even prettier and comes alive when she's talking. The second thing that struck me was what a knock out body she had. She's petite, not much taller than 5', and slightly built. She's got narrow hips, but they're offset by a slim flat waist, and then she's got a lovely set up firm youthful tits that are nicely proportioned to her overall body size. I guess what I'm saying is that Toni is hot, a lot hotter than I would have thought.

The other thing is that she doesn't shut up and she may not be quite as sane as the rest of us. She talked my ear off about a friend of hers who had died, then had left a message for her on her voice mail. Yeah, that's what she said. She was understandably freaked out about it. Anyway, she's telling me about this while we're getting naked and she gets down to the business of putting a cover on me and playing with my cock. I have to say right now that I'm pretty big. I'm eight inches erect, with proportional girth. I'm not bragging, I'm just saying. The only reason I bring this up is because when most girls see this they say, "wow, you're huge," or something like that, but what they mean is, "fuck, he's too big for me." When Toni commented on how big I am I could tell that she viewed this as a good thing, as in, "wow, look at the toy I get to play with now." A lot of girls, a surprisingly large number, won't let you touch their pussy, to say nothing of DATY, and Toni is one of them. With a lot of girls that's a problem for me, because I really like to eat pussy. With Toni that wasn't a problem at all, because as it turns out she really likes to fuck. And she's very small and limber and energetic, so she fucks in a lot of wonderful positions, including mish, doggy, sideways, and being on top, which a lot of girls won't do with me because of my size. So what I'm saying is that, despite a lot of reasons why this could have been a negative experience, such as she could have been as peculiar looking as her pictures would lead you to believe, the fact that I have never visited a girl with such a messy room, her restrictions on what she would let me do, and her being crazy, this was a great escort experience. Toni is a great fuck and I can only encourage you to check her out.

Toni can usually be found in craigslist. Her phone number is 707-774-3175. If my experience was typical, and I get the sense that there is no such thing as a typical Toni experience, you should have a very enjoyable fuck.

Nicky Snow (or Nikki, or Nicki)

There's a woman I work with, she's in her mid-forties, short honey blond hair, good tan, nice smile, and a body to die for. She wears tight knit shirts that accentuate her gorgeous bust and tight jeans that make are just painted on her long legs and make her perfect ass just jump out at me. She's a true MILF and it's a devine torture having to watch her walk around the office all day. She's married, though, and untouchable, and all a man can do is dream

One day, about a year ago, around Thanksgiving last year, I came home from a day of watching her about to burst and I turned to Craigslist, looking for a woman who, though she's not a match for my office fantasy woman, is a hot MILF herself; Nicky Snow.

Nicky's in her early 30's, with a great smile, a pretty face, firm legs and full tits. Sometimes the ad says she's part Latina, sometimes Italian. Could be either, or both. She has that sulty look you get in Latina and Italian women. When I saw her a year ago she was a little soft around the waist but not flabby. She was a mature sexy woman. I called her up and arranged to see her in a Santa Rosa motel for, I think, $120 for 30 minutes. When I knocked and she answered I was pleased to see that she looked just about exactly as she does in her pictures. We quickly had her topless and I had my hands and mouth all over her tits. In no time we were naked and on the bed in a wonderful 69; her giving me a nice blow job while I buried my tongue in both her pussy and anus. When we were ready to fuck I entered her missionary and she let me kiss her on the face and gave me an open mouth kiss back, tongue and all. It was my first true GFE with a provider. By the time our half hour was up, I was completely satisfied and had a new all time favorite.

A few months later I was trolling Craiglist again and came across her ad. Knowing I wasn't going to find anybody in any other ad who could top my earlier experience with her, I gave her a call and arranged to meet her in a motel down in north Novato. When I saw her in the room she still looked pretty hot, though a little thicker around the middle. The face was still pretty and naughty looking and her ass and tits were still enough to bring me to attention. The service wasn't as good, though, and there was no open mouth kissing this time. I guess that was to be expected, that first time was for me, so far, a once in a career experience. Eating her pussy and tongueing her ass hole were still a pleasure, but by the time I'd cum, dressed, and left, I found myself just a bit dissatisfied. It didn't measure up to the previous time and I felt a little rushed. Maybe just a bad day for her, I thought.

With that in mind, I went to see her once again, a couple of months ago, hoping to find again that magic from my first visit with her. Meeting her in a different north Novato motel, she was considerably heavier this time and seemed distracted and hurried. After I'd eaten her pussy for just a few minutes she started urging me to come on and fuck her. I don't have a problem with that, my cock loves to be in her pussy, but after we'd fucked doggy and mish for a few minutes I told her I wanted her on top. Nope, she said, I don't do that. Whatever. It was after that that I got the feeling that she was trying to hurry me along, with a "come on, baby, come on now, fuck me now baby, cum in me." I blew my load inside her, then pulled out, wiped off, and got dressed. Once we were done she didn't seem in such a hurry, as we sat on the bed and talked awhile, but I wasn't there to talk, I was there for another great fuck, and this time, even more so than the second time, she didn't deliver.

You can find Nicky at SF Redbook, and often in craigslist. Her current phone number is 707-514-8793. If you get together with her, I hope you get the service I got on my first visit.

Vanessa

This is Vanessa. She lists herself as being 19 and her phone number is 707-712-8679. She looks pretty hot in that picture and, I gotta tell ya, she looks even better in real life. As you can see, she has long permed dirty blond hair, a beautiful face, a nice full body, with shapely legs and full hips, and those wonderful tits you see in the picture. She's one of those girls who, from the first time I saw her ad, I wanted to have her. I put her on my list, her name, phone number, short description, and planned to call her the next time I wanted to party with a girl.

A few days later, about 3 or 4 weeks ago, I figured it was time. I called her up at about 8:30 on a week night and asked if she was available to see me for 30 minutes in about an hour. She said sure, just call her in about 45 minutes to confirm the appointment and find out where to go and we'd have a date. So, I took a shower, put a couple of condoms in my pocket, and about five minutes before I was to call her I left the house and drove to an ATM. When I got to the ATM I called her number and there was no answer. I got my money out of the ATM anyway, then got back in the car and tried again. Still nothing. So then I drove toward Cleveland Avenue, where I figured she was likely to be, and tried once more. Still nothing, so I pulled out my list and called another girl, who was willing to see me on very short notice.

A week or so later I again found myself in the mood and I still had a yearning to see this hot looking chick, so I called her again, this time at about 7:30. I again asked if she'd be available for thirty minutes in about an hour and she said yes. I asked what a half hour of her time would be worth and she said $200. When I'd called her the previous week, she'd said $150 for 30 minutes, so when she said $200, I said, that much, huh? She asked how much I'd be willing to spend and I told her $150. She said that was fine, so I figured, good, we're on. Again, I cleaned up, left the house, got my money, then did a little shopping til the time to call her came around. I called her and she directed me to her motel, in north west Santa Rosa, and I was in the parking lot within 5 or 6 minutes. I called her, got the room number, went in and knocked.

A lot of girls, when you see them, aren't as good as they look in their pictures. Many of them are heavier, or older looking, or, once in awhile, just not the same girl. Vanessa was one of the few who actually looked better than her pictures. She would definitely turn your head if you saw her walking down the street. I told her she looked better than her pictures and that seemed to please her. As I gave her the money she asked if we'd agreed on $200, and I told her no, it was $150. We got undressed and I went straight for those tits, feeling them, caressing them, playing with the nipples, hefting them, taking them in my mouth. I could have played with those boys forever. I should have taken more time than I did with them. She very competently put one of my covers on me (I always bring my own magnums because most girls don't have any with them). She gave me a nice blow job while I played with her tits and caressed her hips, legs, and ass. After a few minutes of this I really wanted to eat her, but she said no, she doesn't do that, so instead she lay back and I entered her. I entered her fairly slowly, then built up some speed and started pushing deeper into her. She has a good pussy, not too tight, not too loose, but big enough that I wasn't concerned that I was hurting her. I'd been sliding in and out of her for only a minute or two when she asked if I was sure I didn't want to go for an hour. I told her I didn't have any more cash on me, but I'd go for it if she'd be willing to front me the extra time. No, she said, she couldn't do that; I'd have to pay her up front. Understand now, I'm completely naked with my cock in her pussy. I'm not pulling out, getting dressed, and going to get more money, and that's what I told her.

I was enjoying fucking her, but I wanted to try something just a little different, so I told her I wanted her on top. No, she said, that doesn't work for her. Oooookay. So I kept fucking her missionary. After a few more minutes of this she started telling me I'd better hurry, that I was running out of time. Well, I didn't hurry, but by this time she was nothing more than a pussy for me to cum in, so I didn't stretch the experience out, either. When I did come, sadly the condom had burst, and I actually came in her. I certainly hadn't let it bust on purpose, but under the circumstances I didn't feel too bad about it either. While she frantically rinsed herself out, I casually got dressed, then got a brief hug on the way out. When I got back to the car, only 20 minutes had elapsed since I'd arrived in the parking lot.

As I'm sure you've gathered, I can't recommend Vanessa. She flaked on me the first time I tried to see her and on balance I'd say that was the better of my two experiences.

Where to find her: If, despite what I've told you, you do want to see her, I think I've seen her ad in SF Redbook a couple of times, but when she's around you can definitely find her in craigslist. She's one of those girls who posts constantly. Again, though, I'd pass on her if I were you.

Wish List

This is Natasha, the sultry busty 30 something brunette. As you can see, she's a big girl, who works down in San Mateo. I don't get down that way too often and she's not coming to the North Bay, so for now she's just going to have to wait on my wish list. Some day, though, I'm going to be lying beneath her, with those magnificent tits bouncing off my chest. You can find her on SF Redbook . Her telephone number is 650-669-2555. If any of you have any experience with her, let me know in comments how she is.

The next girl, our little snow bunny, is Ckiara Rose, a tall 30 something who, if I recall some of her ads correctly, will lay some kink on you. I've been trying to catch up with her for a couple of years now, but our schedules just haven't meshed. She too is on SF Redbook. Her number is 415-240-2407.

This nasty looking blond is Trin Naughty, another tall full bodied girl. Though she comes to the Bay Area fairly frequently, she's based in Reno and never comes to the North Bay, so I haven't been able to hook up with her. She's put on some weight since I first spotted her on Jillpages about 4 years ago, but she still gets excellent reviews and I still want to do her in the worst way. She also has an SF Redbook page, and her phone number is 775-450-1716.

This last girl, the blond one with no face, is Tracy. She does incall in Stockton and the Livermore area, miles away from me. She too has been haunting my dreams for years. She's got full looking hips and thighs, to say nothing of those tits. Consistently well-reviewed, you can find her on SF Redbook, and also on City Vibe. Her telephone number is 209-594-3327.

I'll be posting about others of my fantasy girls, and if I ever get to any of these I'll let you know how that goes.

Why Are We Here

For the last several years I've been frequenting escorts in the North Bay. I'm a hobbiest. As you may expect, I've had mixed results with these girls. Some have been wonderful; all I could ask for and more. Others, more, far more than I wish, have been a good deal less than wonderful. There are websites, such as SF Redbook and The Erotic Review, that allow you to review escorts, but I've had issues with both sites. I developed password problems with SFR and was unable to enter more reviews, even with a new identity and password. My problem with TER was more basic. To review a girl at TER, you need the girl's permanent web address to link to. Most girls don't have such addresses. Craigslist ads only last a couple of weeks. The Eros Guide and other sites the girls pay for are more permanent, but most girls seem to let their ads lapse after a few months. Jillpages seems pretty permanent, but for whatever reason, that doesn't seem to attract the number or quality of girls it used to (I suspect a large reason for this is that the commentors there are just downright abusive). SF Redbook has home pages for girls that stay in use for a long time, but TER doesn't allow links to those because it considers SF Redbook to be a competitor site.

So, with all those problems, I figured I'd just start a blog where I could put up a review of any girl I want, including whatever information or links I feel to. I'll start with those in a day or so. I hope you find this entertaining and informative. And, oh yes, I encourage you to comment. I very much want this to be an interactive site, with as much input from you readers as we can get.