Kourtney in Rohnert Park

It's been a few months since I first saw the ad in Craigslist for Kourtney in Rohnert Park, featuring a very hot set of legs protruding from a black and gray knit dress. Very hot. No face in the picture, though. The $100/hh has tempted me all this time. Today, I finally went to see her.

The legs were all I had hoped for. The tits weren't much, maybe a b-cup, but they were kind of perky and they did just fine. The face wasn't great but it wasn't ugly. The performance was a let down, though.

I wasn't entirely surprised. I'd checked the reviews in SF Redbook and she hadn't had a positive review since July 2008. I thought maybe I'd catch her on a good day, though. No such luck. No DATY, always a disappointment for me. Doesn't get on top...another let down. Essentially, she just lay there and let me fuck her for the first 8 or ten minutes. Not a bad pussy; it was wet and willing, but she didn't have much to offer. Just when I was about to focus on blowing my load, though, she adjusted her position. While still on her back, she put her legs up and rested her ankles on my shoulders. That did something to her pussy, and my cock, and within 30 seconds I was coming very nicely inside her.

Overall, not a horrible experience, especially after that very happy ending. With all the other girls out there, not worth a repeat and not worth recommending to anyone else.

False Advertising

So, Sunday night I had one of those awful experiences. Wanting a little action, I checked Craigslist for Santa Rosa escorts. There was one whose picture indicated she was beautiful, latina, busty...everything I love in an escort! So I called her up and she told me she was in Rohnert Park, about 10 miles away. I didn't really want to travel that far, so I thanked her for her time and kept calling. Turns out nobody was actually in Santa Rosa that night, though, so I called her back and set up a date for 20 minutes later.

I got there and when she opened the door she wasn't the girl in the picture. So, not in the town the ad said she was in and not the girl in the picture. She was a slim busty black girl. Not bad, but not the girl you see here. Now, at this point I should have just excused myself and called somebody else. I had even prepared myself to do that, too, having brought a piece of paper with names and numberrs of other girls in Rohnert Park. I was in the room, though, she wasn't too bad, and I wanted to fuck somebody. Couldn't do it, though. We got naked, she started sucking me off while I played with her tits and fingered her pussy and I got reasonably hard. Not rock hard, but hard enough to do the deed. Couldn't keep it though. Too distracted by who she wasn't. So I asked if I could eat her, always a sure fire way for me to get hard. No, she said, she doesn't like that. Man I hate that. With all due respect, if you don't like something as basic as daty, find another job. It went downhill from there. I got hard again, finally, but then couldn't enter her. I'm big, but not huge, and I couldn't get into her pussy. I finally settled for a hand job and went home having wasted my time and money.

So, bottom line, if you see an ad for Mariah with this picture and the phone number 415-286-8467, save your time and your dime and keep looking elsewhere. too bad, too, because I really wanted to fuck that girl in the picture.

Brief Updates

Not much to say. There are a couple of new links over on the right, one for Escort Guide and one each for Leeza Garrison, one of my facebook buddies who is an escort in Chicago, and one for Tyler LeClaire, another facebook buddy and a bay area escort who I haven't yet had the chance to visit.

I've visited a couple of spectacular escorts in the last couple of months, both spinners, one of whom told me I was only her second customer and who had absolutely wondrous pelvic action, and the other who I could have eaten and fucked all day. Unfortunately I don't have any contact information for either of them anymore. The recent downfall of craigslist has made it difficult for keeping up with the girls.

Update: I don't have a good feeling about Tyler Leclaire. I haven't been able to get ahold of her and when I went to the link she sent me and signed up for a passkey, my credit card ended up being charged for porn sites I didn't sign up for. I've removed the link. Sorry if any of you ran into similar difficulties.