So, Sunday night I had one of those awful experiences. Wanting a little action, I checked Craigslist for Santa Rosa escorts. There was one whose picture indicated she was beautiful, latina, busty...everything I love in an escort! So I called her up and she told me she was in Rohnert Park, about 10 miles away. I didn't really want to travel that far, so I thanked her for her time and kept calling. Turns out nobody was actually in Santa Rosa that night, though, so I called her back and set up a date for 20 minutes later.
I got there and when she opened the door she wasn't the girl in the picture. So, not in the town the ad said she was in and not the girl in the picture. She was a slim busty black girl. Not bad, but not the girl you see here. Now, at this point I should have just excused myself and called somebody else. I had even prepared myself to do that, too, having brought a piece of paper with names and numberrs of other girls in Rohnert Park. I was in the room, though, she wasn't too bad, and I wanted to fuck somebody. Couldn't do it, though. We got naked, she started sucking me off while I played with her tits and fingered her pussy and I got reasonably hard. Not rock hard, but hard enough to do the deed. Couldn't keep it though. Too distracted by who she wasn't. So I asked if I could eat her, always a sure fire way for me to get hard. No, she said, she doesn't like that. Man I hate that. With all due respect, if you don't like something as basic as daty, find another job. It went downhill from there. I got hard again, finally, but then couldn't enter her. I'm big, but not huge, and I couldn't get into her pussy. I finally settled for a hand job and went home having wasted my time and money.
So, bottom line, if you see an ad for Mariah with this picture and the phone number 415-286-8467, save your time and your dime and keep looking elsewhere. too bad, too, because I really wanted to fuck that girl in the picture.
